| Period: | You want cookies |
| Period: | You want to fuck |
| Period: | You want to fuck while eating cookies. |
| Period: | Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we? |
| Period: | Kill them. |
| Period: | Kill them too. |
| Period: | Kill them and eat their cookies. |
| Period: | Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon. |
| Period: | HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU. |
IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOU REALIZE THE RELATIONSHIP OF TWO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS OWNS YOUR SOUL AND YOU CAN’T GET YOUR LIFE BACK AND NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE
(via le-stalker)
in england we don’t say “i love you,” instead we’ve built an entire culture around being repressed where expressing your feelings is extremely frowned upon and i think that’s why we drink so much.
(via le-stalker)
isnt it weird how like theres a million different species and u got put in the body of a human like u couldve been a giraffe or caterpillar but no ur a human
(via le-stalker)
how do celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what
how does that work and where do i sign up
(Source: lameingtons, via le-stalker)
